Judge me by my cover
teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
"yeah sorry i didn’t do my homework i couldn’t see the page cuz of my tears"